Sunday, February 27, 2005

100 funniest jokes ... not recommended

I found lots of web surfers bookmarked the page of this "100 Funniest Jokes of All Time" a week or two ago. Because my sister has to take a joke to share in the class next week, so I started to have a look on the list (3/4 of them already appeared in the GQ magazine). However, a large number of jokes are uninteresting, silly or bad-tasted. But if you are really bored and want to kill time with light stuff, go and read it. May be these two gags are two funniest examples:

I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright, American stand-up comedian

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
— Jackie Mason, another American stand-up comedian